Monday, June 23, 2014
when Ramadan starts on June 28, could you guys please tag food, water, nudity, and sex? it would be much appreciated. thank you :)
Friday, June 20, 2014
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Because everyone needs a photo of Kermit the Frog watering his garden in a luxurious smoking jacket.
I had no idea I needed that until now
This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful yard. This is not my beautiful frog.
Also, without fail, working at the wildlife center makes me sleep for ten hours when I get home every time.
Somebody go down the shore with me please.
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Thursday, June 12, 2014
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe
this is how i feel every time i am in the supermarket
Monday, June 9, 2014
Thursday, June 5, 2014
a reminder to please please please let me know if i’ve been gross or something because forreal
the struggle to unlearn shit is real as fuck and i make mistakes
i’m not perfect and i still do gross shit and i’m working on being a better person and creating safe places for people
i see so many posts that are like “ahhh a friend of mine did something gross and i don’t know how to tell them” like if i’m ever that person please let me know
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
Monday, June 2, 2014
Out on the water for the last few weeks
My family is from Nigeria, and my full name is Uzoamaka, which means “The road is good.” Quick lesson: My tribe is Igbo, and you name your kid something that tells your history and hopefully predicts your future. So anyway, in grade school, because my last name started with an A, I was the first in roll call, and nobody ever knew how to pronounce it. So I went home and asked my mother if I could be called Zoe. I remember she was cooking, and in her Nigerian accent she said, “Why?” I said, “Nobody can pronounce it.” Without missing a beat, she said, “If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.”
Bella Naija, 2014 (x)
This is everything.